2 Line Funny Shayari in English

You Are The Grass Eaten By The Donkey,
You Are The Chyawanprash Of The Old Man,
You Are The Idiot, Stupid Nonsense,
But Whatever You Are, My Friend, You Are Fantastic.

Tum Gadhe Dvaara Khaee Gaee Ghaas Ho,
Tum Boodhe Aadamee Ka Chyavanapraash Ho,
Tum Moorkh Ho, Moorkhataapoorn Bakavaas Ho,
Leikin Tum Jo Bhee Ho, Mere Dost, Tum Shaanadaar Ho.

Your Smile Shook The Entire World,
You Scared The Patient Awake From A Coma And Put Him To Sleep Again.

Aap Ki Muskaan Ne Poore Duniya Ko Hila Diya,
Aap Ne Rogi Ko Coma Se Jagaya Aur Phir Se Sula Diya.

Sometimes Look At Yourself In The Mirror Carefully;
Wow, Sometimes Look At Yourself In The Mirror,
You’ll Laugh And Say “Made In China, Made In China.”

Kabhi Apne Aap Ko Aaine Mein Dhyan Se Dekho;
Wah, Kabhi Apne Aap Ko Aaine Mein Dekho,
Aap Hasoge Aur Kahoge “Made In China, Made In China.”

Say goodbye to the tears from your eyes,
Separate the sorrows from your heart.
If still your heart doesn't feel at ease,
Then do the plastering of my house.

Ankhon Se Aasuon Ki Bidaayi Kar Do,
Dil Se Ghamo Ki Judayi Kar Do
Agar Fir Bhi Dil Na Lage Kahin,
Toh Mere Ghar Ki Putayi Kar Do

My Friend, You Should Also Write Poetry;
Your Name Will Also Become Famous Like Mine;
When You Also Face Eggs And Tomatoes,
Then There Will Be Arrangements For Evening Vegetables.

Mere Dost, Tumhe Bhi Shayari Likni Chahiye;
Tumhara Naam Bhi Mere Jaise Mashhoor Hoga;
Jab Tum Bhi Anday Aur Tamatar Ka Samna Karoge,
Tab Shaam Ki Sabzi Ke Liye Bandobast Hoga.

Even Today, We Fear Decorating The Home Of Our Hearts,
We Fear Blooming Flowers In The Gardens,
Thousands Of Hearts Will Break With Our Liking,
That’s Why We Still Fear Making A Girlfriend Today.

Aaj Bhi Hum Apne Dil Ke Ghar Ko Sajane Se Darte Hain,
Hum Bagiche Mein Phool Khilane Se Darte Hain,
Hazaaron Dil Humare Pasand Se Toot Jayenge,
Isliye Aaj Bhi Hum Girlfriend Banane Se Darte Hain.

When Someone Comes With A Sound, It Feels Like You Are There,
When A Shadow Swings, It Feels Like You Are There.
Now You Tell Me, Are You Less Than A Ghost?

Jab Koi Awaaz Ke Saath Aata Hai, Lagta Hai Tum Wahan Ho,
Jab Ek Saaya Hilaata Hai, Lagta Hai Tum Wahan Ho.
Ab Tum Batao, Kya Tum Bhoot Se Kam Ho?

There are no settlements on the seashore,
The one you fall in love with is not the one you marry.

Samundar Ke Kinare Abbadi Nahi Hoti,
Jisse Pyar ho Jaye Usse Shadi Nahi Hoti

If She Is Unfaithful, So What? Don’t Speak Ill Of Her;
You Befriend Me, Forget About Her.

Agar Woh Nafarmaan Hai, Toh Kya Hua? Uski Burai Na Karo;
Mujhe Dosti Kar Lo, Uske Baare Mein Bhool Jaao.

I Am A Poet, I Present Poetry,
Listen, It’s Not That Bad,
Otherwise, I’ll Commit Murder; I Have A Knife.

Main Ek Shayaar Hoon, Shayari Pesh Karta Hoon,
Suno, Ye Itni Bhi Buri Nahi Hai,
Varna Main Qatal Kar Doonga; Mere Paas Chhuri Hai.

If someone like you appears on earth,
I will have a complaint with God.
I can't handle one of you; what will happen if another one comes?

Tum Sa Koi Dusra Zameen Par Hua,
Toh Rab Se Shikayat Hogi,
EK Ko Toh Jhela Nahi Jata Dosra Aa Gaya Toh Kya Halat Hogi

Girl, Recite Poetry For Me.
Boy, With Your Dark Tresses, You Create Darkness,
Shave Your Head And Bring Forth The Morning.

Ladki, Mere Liye Shayari Pado.
Ladke, Tumhare Kaale Baalon Se Tum Andhera Banaate Ho,
Apna Sir Shave Karo Aur Subah Laao.

The Principal Madam Summoned Me,
She Gave Me A Lengthy Lecture.

Principal Madam Ne Mujhe Bulaya,
Unhone Mujhe Lambi Daant Di.

The Pain Of The Heart, The One Who Breaks It Knows Not,
What Does The World Know About The Reasons Of Love?
How Much Trouble There Is In Impressing A Girl,
The Father Of The Girl Sitting At Home Knows Not.

Dil Ka Dard, Usko Torne Wala Hi Jaanta Hai,
Duniya Ko Pyaar Ke Wajah Ka Kya Pata?
Ek Ladki Ko Impress Karne Mein Kitni Mushkil Hai,
Ladki Ke Ghar Baithe Hue Baap Ko Nahi Pata.

It's all a play of words,
Some get upset,
And some just disappear...

Lafzon Kaa Khel Hai Saara Koi
Khafa Ho Jaata hai,
To Koi Dafa Ho Jaata Hai...

What Did You Bring? What Will You Take?
Don’t Message Me, O Cruel One, How Much Change Will You Save?

Tumne Kya Laya? Tum Kya Loge?
Mujhe Message Mat Karo, O Bechari, Kitna Change Bachao Ge?

You are neither a hero nor a villain,
You, sir, are just useless.

Na Nayak Ho Na Khalnayak Ho,
Tum Toh Janab Nalayak Ho

She Hid Something From Me, I Don’t Know What;
There Was Something On Her Lips, Don’t Know Why She Blushed;
When We Saw With Open Eyes, It Was Revealed;
She Used To Chew Tobacco.

Usne Mujhse Kuch Chhupa Liya, Mujhe Nahi Pata Kya;
Uske Honthon Pe Kuch Tha, Nahi Pata Kyu Usne Sharam Ki;
Jab Humne Khule Aankhon Se Dekha, Yeh Saaf Hua;
Woh Tamabaku Chaathti Thi.

Fell In Love With You After Much Contemplation;
Now, After Seeing You, Don’t Want To See Anyone Else;
Will Leave The World After Attaining You;
May God Forgive For Speaking Such Lies.

Bahut Sochne Ke Baad Tumse Mohabbat Ki;
Ab Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad Kisi Aur Ko Nahi Dekhna;
Tumhe Paane Ke Baad Duniya Ko Chhod Doonga;
Allah Maaf Karein Aise Jhoot Bolne Ke Liye.

There Might Be Millions In Your Sight, Someday Pick Me Too;
On My Love’s Icon, Sometime Double-Click Too.

Shayad Tumhari Nazar Mein Laakhon Hain, Kabhi Mujhe Bhi Chuno;
Mere Pyar Ke Icon Pe Kabhi Double-Click Bhi Karo.

Tears in the eyes, a smile on the face,
Sighs in the breaths, helplessness in the heart.
Why didn't you tell me earlier,
That your finger is stuck in the door?

Ankhoon Mein Aansu Chehre Par Hansi Hai,
Sasnson Mein Aahein Dil Mein Bebasi Hai,
Pehle Kyin Nahi bataya Ki,
Darwaze Mein Ungli Fansi Hai

Everything Is For Sale In This World,
But Separation Doesn’t Accept Bribes.
No One Dies Being Separated From Someone,
It’s The Memories That Don’t Let One Live.

Is Duniya Mein Sab Kuch Bikta Hai,
Par Judaai Rishwat Nahi Maanti.
Koi Bhi Kisi Se Juda Hoke Nahi Merta,
Yaadein Hi Hain Jo Jee Nehi Deti.

We’ll Never Let Your Love Go Unsuccessful,
We’ll Never Let Your Friendship Be Defamed;
Whether The Sun Rises In My Life Or Not,
We’ll Never Let An Evening Fall In Your Life.

Hum Tumhara Pyar Kabhi Nahi Nakam Hone Denge,
Hum Tumhari Dosti Ko Kabhi Badnaam Nahi Hone Denge;
Chaand Meri Zindagi Mein Ude Ya Na Ude,
Hum Tumhari Zindagi Mein Shaam Kabhi Nahi Hone Denge.

In A Box, A Rabbit In A Box,
Uncle Winked, Aunty Fainted… 😀

Ek Box Mein, Ek Khargosh Box Mein,
Uncle Ne Aankh Maari, Aunty Behosh Hui… 😀

Listen, I wanted to ask you something.
This anger you get,
How does it come to you?
On foot or by taxi?

Accha Suno Ek Baat Puchni Thi
Yeh Jo Aap Ko Gussa Aata Hai
Toh Kaise Aata Hai
Paidal Ya Taxi Se

Let Me Tell You A Lion, Listen Carefully,
I’m Telling You A Lion, Listen Carefully,
Go, I Don’t Listen To Anyone Else.

Main Tumhe Ek Sher Batata Hoon, Dhyan Se Suno,
Main Tumhe Ek Sher Batata Hoon, Dhyan Se Suno,
Chalo, Main Kisi Aur Ki Nahi Sunta.

Love And Romance Are Done By Thousands;
Everyone Fears Sorrow And Separation;
We Neither Do Love Nor Romance, Just;
Send SMS For A Friend’s Smile.

Pyaar Aur Romance Hazaaron Karte Hain;
Sabko Dukh Aur Judaai Se Dar Lagta Hai;
Hum Na Pyaar Karte Hain Na Romance, Bas;
Ek Dost Ki Muskaan Ke Liye SMS Bhej Do.

A Thief Entered A House To Steal,
Owner: Who’s There? Thief: Meow.
Owner: Who’s There? Thief: Meow.
Owner: Who’s There? Thief: Damn It, It’s A Cat.

Ek Chor Ek Ghar Mein Chori Karne Aaya,
Owner: Kaun Hai? Chor: Meow.
Owner: Kaun Hai? Chor: Meow.
Owner: Kaun Hai? Chor: Bechari, Yeh Ek Billi Hai.

Praise yourself,
There are plenty of scoundrels sitting around to criticize.

Apni Tarif Swayam Kare,
Burai Karne Ke Liye Toh
Bahot Haramkhor Baithe Hain

When Time Tells The Story Of Friendship,
We’ll Also Remember Someone,
Then We’ll Forget The Sorrows Of Life,
When The Time Spent With You Will Be Remembered.

Jab Waqt Dosti Ki Kahani Sunata Hai,
Hum Bhi Kisi Ko Yaad Rakhenge,
Phir Hum Zindagi Ke Dukh Bhool Jayenge,
Jab Tumhare Saath Guzara Hua Waqt Yaad Aayega.

They Saw Us With A Twisted Gaze, And We Were Enchanted;
When It Was Known That Their Eyes Are Naturally Twisted, We Fainted.

Unhone Humein Taivra Nazar Se Dekha, Aur Hum Mohit Ho Gaye;
Jab Yeh Pata Chala Ke Unki Aankhein Fitraati Tor Par Taivra Hai, Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.

If people are envious of you,
Add a little sacrificial offering and say "Swaha."

To Log Jalte Hai Aapse Unme Thodi
Havan Samagri Dalkar Kahiye Swaha

Neither A Hero Nor A Villain,
You Are, Sir, Utterly Useless.

Na To Hero Na To Villain,
Aap, Sir, Bilkul Bekaar Hain.

Sweet Are The Sweets, A Bit Strong Is The Candy,
Our Life, Dear, Is Truly Fantastic!

Meetha Hai Mithai, Thoda Tikhha Hai Candy,
Hamari Zindagi, Pyare, Sach Mein Shandar Hai!

In His Love, I Have Been Wounded So Deeply,
Yesterday, His Father Beat Me,
Today, His Brother Has Come.

Uske Pyar Mein, Main Itna Gehri Chot Laga Hoon,
Kem Din Uske Baap Ne Mujhe Mara,
Aaj Uska Bhai Aaya Hai.

I have a request...
You are not a question,
But a riddle...
Wow... Wow...
You are not my destination,
But a friend of it...

Arz Kiya Hai...
Tu Sawal Nahi
Ek Paheli Hai...
Waaah... Waah...
Meri Manzil Tu Nahi
Teri Saheli Hai...

If He Is Unfaithful, So What? Don’t Speak Ill Of Him,
Settle With Me, Forget About Him.

Agar Woh Nafarmaan Hai, Toh Kya Hua? Uski Burai Na Karo,
Mujhe Dosti Kar Lo, Uske Baare Mein Bhool Jaao.

There Was Moisture In The Eyes And A Lack Of Vitamins,
Wow..wow..
The One With Whom I Chatted All Night Was Her Girlfriend’s Mother.

Raton Raat Ko Aankhon Mein Nami Aur Vitamins Ki Kami Thi,
Wah..wah..
Jisne Raat Bhar Baatein Ki Uski Girlfriend Ki Maa Thi.

We will maintain our friendship like this:
You get upset every day,
And we will apologize every day.
But if you don't accept our apologies,
Then where will we go with these wet sleeves?

Teri Dosti Hum Is Tarah Nibhayenge
Tum Roz Khafa Hona
Hum Roz Manayenge
Par Man Jana Manane Se
Warna Yehi Bhigi Palkein Le Ke
Hum Kaha Jayenge

If Tears Fall From Your Eyes, They Become Mine,
If Your Heart Beats, The Heartbeat Is Mine,
May Our Friendship Become So Deep That,
If You Stumble, The Consequences Are Mine.

Agar Tumhari Aankhon Se Aansu Girte Hain, Woh Mere Ho Jaate Hain,
Agar Tumhara Dil Dhadakta Hai, Dhadkan Meri Hai,
Hamari Dosti Itni Gehri Ho Ki,
Agar Tum Lathak Jaao, To Nateeje Mere Hain.

Everyone, Share Your Love Story With Your Family,
If They Agree, Good, Otherwise,
Continue The Drama As An April Fool!

Sab Apni Pyar Ki Kahani Apne Ghar Walon Ko Batao,
Agar Woh Maan Jayein, Achha, Warna,
April Fool Ki Tarah Drama Jaari Rakho!

Don’t be arrogant, my friend,
You are also separate from yourself.
There is nothing inside you,
You are also the smoke of a machine.

Matlab Na Karna, Mere Dost,
Tum Khud Se Alag Bhi Ho.
Tumhare Andar Kuch Bhi Nahi,
Tum Bhi Ek Machine Ka Dhuan Ho.

Santa: Went to buy vegetables,
The vendor was sprinkling water on the vegetables.
Santa kept waiting,
When it got quite late, Santa said, "If he’s regained his senses, then give me a kilo."

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya
Sabji Wala Sabji Par Pani Chidak Raha Tha
Santa Intezar Karta Raha
Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Santa Bola Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo To Do

Some people say I am very special,
But I only have glasses of water.
Still, I am happy knowing this,
Because I have two glasses each!

Kuch Log Kahte Hain Main Bahut Special Ho,
Lekin Mere Paas Sirf Paani Ke Glass Hain.
Phir Bhi, Main Isse Khush Hoon,
Kyonki Mere Paas Do Glass Hain Har Ek Ke Liye!

What did you bring, and what will you take?
Don’t message me, oh cruel one, how much money will you save.

Tumne Kya Laya, Aur Tum Kya Loge?
Mujhe Message Mat Karo, Oh Narm-Dil, Kitna Paisa Bachaoge.

May my memory find refuge in your mind,
If you forget me,
May your happiness be destroyed.

Tere Dimaang Mein Meri Yaad Ko Panah Mil Jaye
Agar Tu Bhol Jaye Mujhe
To Teri Khushi Fanaa Ho Jaye

The day of marriage is a celebration,
Sleep doesn’t come all night!

Shaadi Ka Din Ek Utsav Hai,
Sone Ko Raat Bhar Aati Nahi!

Burning is called fire,
The extinguished is called ash,
Running away is called a garden,
What you don’t have is called brains.

Jalna Kehte Hain Aag,
Jo Bujh Jaye Use Raakh Kehte Hain,
Bhagna Kehte Hain Baag,
Jo Tumhare Paas Nahi, Use Dimag Kehte Hain.

Clouds have come on the roof of my house,
Wow wow wow…
Clouds have come on the roof of my house,
This message is useless, don’t read it, crazy!

Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Badal Aaye Hain,
Wow Wow Wow…
Mere Ghar Ki Chhat Par Badal Aaye Hain,
Yeh Sandesh Bekaar Hai, Isse Na Padho, Pagal!

Today, friends, we made a mistake again,
Gifted her a cauliflower flower.

Aaj, Doston, Humne Phir Galti Ki,
Usko Gobhi Ka Phool Gift Kiya.

Peer Baba says,
The heart is true, and the mind is raw,
Wow wow, the heart is true, and the mind is raw,
Your messages are not coming, what’s the matter, kid!

Peer Baba Kehte Hain,
Dil Sacha Hai, Aur Dimaag Kachcha Hai,
Wow Wow, Dil Sacha Hai, Aur Dimaag Kachcha Hai,
Tumhare Messages Nahi Aa Rahe, Kya Baat Hai, Bacche!

In this world, millions of people reside,
Some laugh, while others in sorrow hide,
Yet the happiest is the one, I say,
Who, in the evening, with a double peg, lays.

Is Duniya Mein, Laakhon Log Rehte Hain,
Kuch Haste Hain, Jabki Kuch Dukh Mein Chhupte Hain,
Phir Bhi, Sabse Khush Wahi Hai, Main Kehte Hain,
Jo Shaam Ko, Double Peg Ke Sath, Lehta Hai.

No mention of loyalty will remain,
No talk of fidelity will sustain,
Now, whoever love comes from,
It’ll be after the threads of Rakhi are done.

Loyalty Ka Koi Zikar Nahi Rahega,
Fidelity Ki Baat Bhi Nahi Chalegi,
Ab, Jo Bhi Pyaar Aayega,
Wo Rakhi Ke Dhage Khatam Hone Ke Baad Hi Aayega.

Stated thus…
Sadness on your face, moisture in your eyes,
Sadness on your face, moisture in your eyes,
Use Tata Salt,
Because in you, there’s a lack of iodine, surmise.

Kahaa Gaya…
Tere Chehre Par Udasi, Tere Aakhon Mein Nami,
Tere Chehre Par Udasi, Tere Aakhon Mein Nami,
Tata Salt Use Karo,
Kyonki Tum Mein Iodine Ki Kami Hai, Andaza Lagao.

When someone becomes special in life’s lane,
Just thinking about them causes joy and pain,
Ask God for their companionship, oh dear,
Before his mother becomes another’s mother-in-law, clear.

Jab Koi Zindagi Ki Raah Mein Special Ban Jata Hai,
Unke Baare Mein Sochna Hi Khushi Aur Dukh Ko Janm Deta Hai,
God Se Unki Saath Ki Dua Karo, Oh Pyaare,
Kyonki Unki Maa Kisi Aur Ki Saas Na Ban Jaye, Spasht Kar Lo.

Always keep smiling in life’s course,
Reduce the distances, let hearts endorse,
No matter how painful the ache,
Buy Iodex and keep applying, for goodness’ sake.

Zindagi Ke Safar Mein Hamesha Muskurate Raho,
Faasle Kam Karo, Dil Milne Do,
Chahe Dard Kitna Bhi Ho,
Iodex Kharido Aur Lagate Raho, Khair Ki Baat Hai.

Remember the sound of the wind at every pace,
Even in tough times, keep this friend in your embrace,
The fragrance of our memories will surely arise,
Just keep your nose clean, as a wise advise.

Har Kadam Par Hawa Ki Aawaaz Yaad Rakhna,
Muskil Samay Mein Bhi, Is Doston Ko Apne Gale Lagaye Rakhna,
Hamari Yaadon Ki Khushboo Zaroor Uthegi,
Bus Apne Naak Ko Saaf Rakhna, Yeh Ek Samajhdari Ki Salah Hai.

O beautiful lady, fair and fine,You’re not just a question, but a puzzle divine,The one we shower lines upon,Is not you, but your friend in sunshine.

O Khubsurat Aurat, Sundar Aur Ajeeb,Tum Sirf Sawal Nahi, Balki Ek Divya Paheli Ho,Jis Par Hum Lines Girate Hain,Woh Tum Nahi, Balki Tumhara Doston Jo Dhoop Mein Hai.

Friends, we kept turning to look at them, it’s true,And they kept turning to look at us too,They turned to us, and we turned to them too,Because neither did they understand the exam nor did we.

Doston, Hum Unhe Dekhne Ke Liye Palat Rahe The, Yeh Sach Hai,Aur Woh Bhi Humein Dekhne Ke Liye Palat Rahe The,Woh Hum Se Palte Aur Hum Bhi Unse Palat Rahe The,Kyonki Na Unhone Exam Samjha Aur Na Humne.

In your sorrow, we’ll wither and fade,If we die, your name will be said,With a bribe, we’ll call you too,When you come up, together we’ll chew.

Tumhari Udaasi Mein, Hum Murjh Jayenge Aur Chale Jayenge,Agar Hum Mar Gaye, Tumhara Naam Liya Jayega,Ek Rishwat Se, Hum Tumhe Bhi Bulayenge,Jab Tum Uthoge, Saath Mein Hum Chew Kareinge.

As stated…Peeking through the window, no one on the lane,Peeking through the window, no one on the lane,Bravo! Went down the lane to check,And on the window, no one remained.

Jaise Kehha Gaya…Khidki Se Dekhte Hue, Raaste Pe Koi Nahi,Khidki Se Dekhte Hue, Raaste Pe Koi Nahi,Bravo! Raaste Mein Gaya Dekhne Ke Liye,Aur Khidki Pe, Koi Nahi Bacha.

When I went to open the door, a smile on the face,Opened the door, tears in the eyes, heart in a daze,Don’t think too much, my friend,My finger got stuck in the door’s embrace.

Jab Main Darwaza Kholne Gaya, Chehre Pe Muskaan Thi,Darwaza Kholta Hai, Aankhon Mein Aasoon, Dil Behaal,Zyada Mat Socho, Mere Dost,Meri Ungli Darwaza Ki Giraft Mein Phansi.

If friendship turns bitter, let it not be,If it’s formed, let it not flee,And if it’s the dearest friend, you know,Let them sleep peacefully, don’t disturb their glow.

Agar Dosti Katti Ho, Toh Aisi Na Ho,Agar Ban Gayee Hai, Toh Jaaye Na,Aur Agar Ye Sabse Pyaara Dost Hai, Tum Jaante Ho,Toh Unhe Shanti Se Sone Do, Unke Chamak Ko Kharab Na Karo.

May your evening be filled with color and light,More grand than the moon and stars so bright,In this life, our only desire and plea,May your monkey jumps be higher, you see.

Tumhari Shaam Rang Aur Roshni Se Bharpoor Ho,Chaand Aur Sitaron Se Zyada Shandar,Is Zindagi Mein, Hamari Sirf Ek Hi Khwahish Aur Duaa Hai,Tumhare Bandar Ke Jump Zyada Uche Ho, Tum Dekhna.

Listen, those who claim to understand the pain of love,We have embraced this pain in our own being,Where will they go escaping our gaze,We have taken residence in their neighborhood.

Suno, Jo Prem Ki Peeda Samajhne Ka Daawa Karate Hain,Humne Is Peeda Ko Apni Hi Duniya Mein Apna Liya Hai,Woh Hamari Nazar Se Bach Kar Kahaan Jaayenge,Humne Unke Pados Mein Rehkar Reh Liya Hai.

You are in the stars, in the air,In the breezes, in the spring,In the sunlight, in the shadows,It’s true that…Evil souls have no place.

Tum Sitaron Mein Ho, Hawaon Mein,Hawaon Mein, Basant Mein,Suraj Ki Roshni Mein, Saaye Mein,Yeh Sach Hai Ki…Buri Atmaon Ka Koi Sthaan Nahi Hai.

Adorn sweet memories on your eyelids,Enshrine the moments spent together in your heart,I am thirsty for years, Faraz,If lightning strikes, start the motor with memories.

Mithi Yaadon Ko Apni Palkon Pe Sajao,Sath Guzare Hue Palon Ko Apne Dil Mein Samao,Main Saalon Se Pyaasa Hoon, Faraz,Agar Bijli Chamke, Toh Yaadon Se Motor Chalu Karo.

The story of love is just this much,A broken boat and stagnant water,A flower that has lost its fragrance in books,Can’t remember whose signature it bears.

Pyaar Ki Kahani Sirf Itni Hi Hai,Ek Tooti Hui Naav Aur Sthir Paani,Ek Phool Jo Kitabon Mein Apni Khushboo Kho Chuka Hai,Yaad Nahi Ki Kiski Dastakhat Hai.

Those were not just days, not just nights,Not just moments, the ones without your presence,Your memories should be able to separate us from death,Death doesn’t have that much power.

Yeh Sirf Din Nahi The, Sirf Raat Nahi The,Sirf Pal Nahi The, Tumhare Bina Ke,Tumhari Yaadon Ko Humein Maut Se Alag Karna Chahiye,Maut Ki Itni Taqat Nahi Hai.

When she looked at us with those sharp eyes,We became enchanted,When we realized her gaze was indeed sharp,We fainted.

Jab Usne Humein Un Tez Aankhon Se Dekha,Hum Mohit Ho Gaye,Jab Humne Samjha Ki Uska Nazar Sach Mein Tez Hai,Hum Behosh Ho Gaye.

I wanted to get married, but fate didn’t open up,I wanted to make a crown, but Mumtaz wasn’t found,One day luck opened up, and I got married,Now I have to make a crown, but Mumtaz doesn’t die.

Main Shadi Karna Chahta Tha, Lekin Qismat Ne Nahi Kiya,Main Ek Taj Banana Chahta Tha, Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Milti,Ek Din Qismat Ne Khula, Aur Main Shadi Kar Li,Ab Mujhe Taj Banana Hai, Lekin Mumtaz Nahi Merti.

We, passionate lovers, excel in every task,Whoever promises, fulfills it in every circumstance,What’s the need for girls to apply lipstick,We can make their lips red with our kisses.

Hum, Junooni Aashiq, Har Kaam Mein Mahir Hain,Jo Bhi Vaada Karta Hai, Har Haal Mein Pura Karta Hai,Ladkiyon Ko Lipstick Lagane Ki Kya Zarurat Hai,Hum Unke Honthon Ko Hamari Kiss Se Laal Kar Sakte Hain.

All the boys who walk inThe lanes of your street,Would spit on their faces if they seeYour cracked heels.

Sare Ladke Jo Tumhare Galiyon Mein Chalte Hain,Woh Apne Chehre Pe Thook Denge Agar Dekhenge,Tumhare Phaati Hui Aediyan.

The moments of my happinessAre so short-lived, Faraz,The celebration had just begunAnd it was already raided.

Khushi Ke PalItne Chhote Hote Hain, Faraz,Jashn Shuru Hua Tha BasAur Yeh Pehle Se Hi Loot Liya Gaya.

Keep 2-4 bottles in the shroud,We’ll drink together while sitting,When the account of sins is demanded,Give a peg to that as well.

Kafan Mein 2-4 Bottles Rakhna,Sath Mein Baith Kar Peenge,Jab Paapon Ka Hisab Mangha Jayega,Usse Bhi Ek Peg Dena.

The overflowing glass said to my tears,The overflowing glass said to my tears,Hate tears, Pushpa, I hate tears.

Chashma Bhar Gaya Neeron Se,Chashma Bhar Gaya Neeron Se,Rote Hue Neeron Se, Pushpa, Mujhe Rote Hue Neer Pasand Nahi.

Don’t let the evil eye affect you, apply kohl in your eyes,We say there’s not just kohl in the eyes,If possible…Hang a lemon, chili, and a slipper around your neck,

Nazar Lagne Se Bachne Ke Liye, Aankhon Mein Kajal Lagao,Hum Kehte Hain Sirf Kajal Nahi Hain Aankhon Mein,Agar Ho Sake…Apne Gale Mein Nimbu, Mirch, Aur Chappal Latka Lo,

The days of youth became radiant,The gestures of beauty became sharp,We remained waiting, my friends,While their hands turned golden.

Jawani Ke Din Chamakdaar Hue,Sundarta Ki Harkatein Tez Hui,Hum Intezaar Karte Rahe, Mere Dost,Jab Unke Haath Sunehre Ho Gaye.

She goes to the beauty parlor like this,Her goal is to become the epitome of beauty,Now who can explain to these crazy girls,It’s not possible to turn a raisin back into a grape.

Woh Beauty Parlor Jaati Hai Aise,Uska Maqsad Sundarta Ki Shikhar Tak Pahunchaana Hai,Ab In Deewani Ladkiyon Ko Kaun Samjhaye,Raisin Ko Grapes Mein Wapas Nahi Badal Sakte.

When I see you,My heart beats repeatedly,I am addicted to you,I don’t know when I’ll ask for a favor.

Jab Main Tumhe Dekhta Hoon,Mera Dil Bar-Bar Dhadakta Hai,Main Tumhare Liye Aadi Ho Gaya Hoon,Mujhe Nahi Pata Kab Main Tumse Koi Faayda Mangega.

Don’t wait for the winds to change,Don’t wait for the storms to cease,Grab someone and escape,Don’t wait for Papa’s approval.

Hawaon Ke Badalne Ka Intezaar Mat Karo,Toofan Ke Thamne Ka Intezaar Mat Karo,Kisi Ko Pakdo Aur Bhaag Jaao,Papa Ki Manzoori Ka Intezaar Mat Karo.

Nowadays, you smile a lot,You appeal to my heart a lot,I feel like taking you to dinner,But I heard you eat a lot.

Aajkal Tum Bahut Muskurati Ho,Tum Mere Dil Ko Bahut Pasand Aati Ho,Mujhe Tumhe Dinner Pe Le Jaane Ka Mann Hai,Lekin Maine Suna Hai Tum Bahut Khati Ho.

Don’t call my beloved black,Don’t call my beloved black,God was just making a sesame seed,The inkpot clashed.

Mere Pyare Ko Kaala Na Kaho,Mere Pyare Ko Kaala Na Kaho,Allah Bas Ek Til Banane Waala Tha,Inkpot Se Takra Gaya.

Live life in its joy,Love is not so great, don’t indulge,Focus your attention on your career,Leave love and your girlfriend for me.

Zindagi Ke Khushi Ke Pal Mein Jiyo,Pyar Itna Bada Nahi Hai, Ismein Doobho Mat,Apne Career Pe Dhyaan Do,Pyar Aur Apni Girlfriend Mujhe Chhod Do.

It has been said…Remove these tresses from your face,Oh desire… I swear by God…If hair comes in the food next time,I’ll turn Gajni on the dining table.

Kaha Gaya…Yeh Baalon Ko Tumhare Chehre Se Hata Do,Oh Iksha… Main Khuda Ki Kasam...Agar Agli Baar Khaane Mein Baal Mile,Main Dining Table Par Gajni Bana Dunga.

When I say something, you hesitate a lot,Sweetheart, you smile a lot,I feel like inviting you to dinner,But sweetheart, you eat a lot.

Jab Main Kuch Kehata Hoon, Tum Bahut Hichkichati Ho,Sweetheart, Tum Bahut Muskurati Ho,Mujhe Tumhe Dinner Pe Bulane Ka Mann Hai,Lekin Sweetheart, Tum Bahut Khati Ho.

These girls’ hair,Are traps for boys,Boys’ blood is revealed,That’s why their lips are red.

Yeh Ladkiyon Ke Baal,Yeh Ladkon Ke Liye Jaale Hain,Yeh Ladkon Ka Khoon Chhati Hai,Isliye Inke Honth Laal Hain.

Remember my friendship,You made an impression on my life,My last few coins,I even spent them on your name.

Meri Dosti Ko Yaad Karte Hue,Tumne Meri Zindagi Mein Ek Ahsaas Kiya,Meri Mobile Ki Aakhri Paise,Main Tumhare Naam Pe Bhi Kharj Kar Diya.

The sorrow of parting has been raining for years,Laila and Heer are facing it,Just give me a handkerchief,My nose is running.

Chhodne Ki Dukh Saalon Se Baras Raha Hai,Laila Aur Heer Iska Samna Kar Rahe Hain,Bas Apna Hankeychif Thoda Sa Do,Mera Naak Bah Raha Hai.

We thought it was a shade, but the sun appeared,We thought it was a cow, but it turned out to be a buffalo.These beauty parlors are clever,We thought it was a girl, but it turned out to be a mother.

Humne Socha Yeh Chhaon Hai, Lekin Suraj Nikla,Humne Socha Yeh Gaai Hai, Lekin Yeh Bhains Nikli.Yeh Beauty Parlor Chaalak Hain,Humne Socha Yeh Ladki Hai, Lekin Yeh Maa Nikli.

What was the ending of my love story,I proposed through a text message,Damn it, her marriage was pending.

Agar Pyar Ka Bima Ho,Prem Ki Pehli Kisht Pehle Hi Bhar Do,Agar Pyar Mein Wafadari Mile To Theek Hai,Warna Kharchon Ka Dawaa Karo.

A Single Drop Doesn’t Make An Ocean,Destiny Doesn’t Change By Crying,If You Want To Impress, Conquer The Entire Girls’ Hostel,One Girl Doesn’t Make A Conqueror.

Ek Pani Ka Boond Samundar Nahi Banta,Kismat Rote Rote Nahi Badalti,Agar Impressed Karna Hai To Puri Girls’ Hostel Jeeto,Ek Ladki Se Jeetne Wala Nahi Banta.

The Destination Of Hopes Shattered,A Stream Of Tears Flowed From The Eyes,Oh, What Respect Is Left For You,When A Girl Called You “Brother” In Class.

Ashaon Ka Manzil Toot Gaya,Aankhon Se Aansu Ki Nadi Be Gayi,Arrey, Tumhare Liye Kya Izzat Bachi Hai,Jab Ek Ladki Ne Tumhe Class Mein “Bhai” Bola.

It Is Said…Disgrace And Wife Are Strange Things,They Are Good Only When They Belong To Someone Else.

Kaha Gaya…Beizzati Aur Biwi Ajib Chijein Hain,Yeh Sirf Tabhi Achhi Lagti Hain Jab Kisi Aur Ki Ho.

If There Is No Sleep In Destiny At Night,We Also Touch Destiny,And Fall Asleep During The Day.

Agar Raat Ko Kismat Mein Neend Nahi Hai,Hum Bhi Kismat Ko Chho Lete Hain,Aur Din Mein Neend Se Jaa Sote Hain.

May There Be No Sorrow In Your World,May Your Happiness Never Be Less,May God Give You An ItemThat Is No Less Than Sunny Leone.

Khuda Tumhare Duniya Mein Koi Dukh Na Ho,Tumhari Khushi Kabhi Kam Na Ho,Khuda Tumhe Aisi Cheez DeJo Sunny Leone Se Kam Na Ho.

It Is Said…She Will Mislead You By Showing Her DP,But You Stay Grounded On Your Aadhar Card.

Kaha Gaya…Woh Tumhe Apni DP Dikhakar Galat Raaste Pe Le Jayegi,Lekin Tum Apni Aadhar Card Pe Dhyaan Rakho.

When We Received Betrayal In Love,Sadness Spread In Life,Thought Of Quitting Love,But Today Another One Has Arrived In The Neighborhood.

Jab Humne Pyar Mein Dhoka Paya,Zindagi Mein Udaasi Chhayi,Pyar Chhodne Ka Socha,Lekin Aaj Ek Aur Aangan Mein Aayi Hai.

The Heartbeat Of The Heart Stops,Breaths Often Pause,It’s A Very Bad Condition, Friends,When The Time For Marriage With The Girlfriend Comes.

Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaati Hai,Saansain Aksar Rukti Hain,Yeh Bahut Hi Kharab Halat Hai, Dost,Jab Girlfriend Ke Sath Shaadi Ka Time Aata Hai.

May There Be No Sorrow In Your World,May Your Happiness Never Be Less,May God Give You An ItemThat Is No Less Than Sunny Leone.

Khuda Tumhare Duniya Mein Koi Dukh Na Ho,Tumhari Khushi Kabhi Kam Na Ho,Khuda Tumhe Aisi Cheez DeJo Sunny Leone Se Kam Na Ho.

The Destination Of Hopes Crumbled,The World Of Dreams Flowed Away,Hey, What Respect Is Left For You,When The Fantastic Girl Called You “Brother.”

Ashaon Ki Manzil Toot Gayee,Khwabon Ki Duniya Beh Gayi,Arrey, Tumhare Liye Kya Izzat Bachi Hai,Jab Fantastic Ladki Ne Tumhe “Bhai” Bola.

My Friend, You Too Write Poetry,Your Name Will Also Become Famous Like Mine,When You Too Face Eggs And Tomatoes,Then Arrangements Will Be Made For The Evening Vegetable.

Mere Dost, Tum Bhi Shayari Likho,Tumhara Naam Bhi Mere Jaise Mashhoor Hoga,Jab Tum Bhi Ande Aur Tamatar Ka Samna Karoge,Tab Shaam Ke Sabzi Ke Liye Intezaam Hoga.

Thoughts Wait For Some Sound,Eyes Seek A Certain Face,There Is No Lacking Without You, Friend,Just The Maid From The Alley Stays Sad.

Soch Kuch Awaaz Ki Intezaar Karte Hain,Aankhein Ek Khaas Chehra Dhoondhti Hain,Tumhare Bina Koi Kami Nahi Hai, Dost,Bas Gali Ki Chachi Udaas Rehti Hai.

The Sky Is Covered With Dark Clouds,Today Again, You Got Beaten By The Girlfriend,But It’s Not Your Fault, Friend,You Just Look Like A Black Sweets Vendor.

Aasman Kaam Se Kale Badal Chhaye Hue Hain,Aaj Phir Tumhe Girlfriend Se Maar Padi,Lekin Tumhari Galti Nahi Hai, Dost,Tum Bas Ek Kale Mithaiwala Lagte Ho.

When You Wear A White Saree With A Red Bindi,Seriously, An Ambulance Comes Into View,It Goes To Pick Up The Injured,And You Go After Injuring.

When you wear a white saree with a red bindi,Seriously, an ambulance comes into view,It goes to pick up the injured,And you go after injuring.

Jab Tum Ek White Saree Aur Laal Bindi Pehenti Ho,Seriously, Ek Ambulance Nazar Aati Hai,Woh Injured Ko Uthane Jaati Hai,Aur Tum Choton Ko Uthane Jaati Ho.